A better metaphor

What other people do is no business of mine, but what I am doing, on occasions when I manage to follow well, is this:

Delegate.

Dear Beginners: you will be amazed at how willing, and how able, some men are to take responsibility in this context. A lot more than you'd think from their behaviour in real life. (My goodness, that was heavily edited).

Give them a chance. You'll be stunned. It's like floating, really.